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"First World Problems"

 
1
Not enough marshmellows in my Lucky Charms.
 
 
2
The air conditioner makes my room too cold
 
 
3
my cappuccino was more like a latte this morning
 
 
4
Waiting for the spinning ball as something loads on the computer.
 
 
5
I can't decide which car to drive from the beach house to the lake house.
 
 
6
I hate it when I'm buying bottled water and they don't have my brand. I can't drink just any old water, I need the good stuff. My body is a temple.
 
 
7
I put the dog food in the cat food bowl and the cat food in the dog food bowl- kill me now :)
 
 
8
My personal hair dresser dyed my hair cardboard brown instead of back-cover-of-a-three-ring-notebook brown - do I fire her, sue her, kill her, or all of the above?
 
 
9
I wish that homeless people would dress nicer
 
 
10
ONE PLY TOILETTE PAPER?!? NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHERE'S JESUS?!?
 

 
Rob Schiffmann

Rob Schiffmann DOES IT ALL!

Rob Schiffmann is a great improviser / music improviser. As a musician, Rob stands out. As an emcee, Rob has worked with Pepsi, WebMD & more. 3-time MAC Award winner & INNY 2011 Best Improv Coach winner, Rob DELIVERS. www.robschiffmann.com & www.broadwaysnexthitmusical.<  

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